Cailleach

A Cailleach is a woman who is completely perfect in every way, but doesnt get the treatment she deserves.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is the woman of my dreams.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I heard she gets abused by her family.
Guy 1: Oh man, really? What a Cailleach.

by McLovin'13 January 2, 2010

Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

caleb head ass

its a tall white kid that can be hella loud and ugly but can pull a bad bitch

Yea her boyfriend is a caleb head ass

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Caleb

A person who completely hates people named jackson

hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there

by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017

CALEB

Fat and black
TYPICALLY HATED

OMG HES SUCH A CALEB

by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

Cailem

Hands down the most amazing human to have ever been created. With incredible appearance, sharp wit and a true passion for life- this cat is unstoppable. He also loves halo, guitar, caramel sundaes and stomping cunts with large boots.

Hey, callum right?

Nah man, it's cailem.

Haha, don't fuck with me man. You aint legit.

Sure am, look at my massive penis

ASDFGHJKL. Can I get a photo?

A turkey slap it is.

THANKYOUSOMUCHOMG

by JohnsonAlexander December 10, 2011

Caleb

Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.

Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*

by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016