Boner flipping

Taking Ecstasy then/and either viagra, levitra, or any other medication for a limp dick in order to more quickly achieve a boner while rolling.

Dude, did you see Murph last night? He was boner flipping and got a boner while getting a light show at the rave.

I boner flip every time I roll now.

by quigbert January 2, 2009

Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 23, 2011

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

boner passions

A male having attraction toward something.

I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.

by andrew June 7, 2003

bonerati

An aficionado of boners.

That girl knows her boners. She is a real bonerati if you will.

by uselessinformation April 4, 2008