bonkafied

When something is so bonkers that you get bonkafied

“Dude I’m pregnant”

“Wow! Im bonkafied!”

by Rennnnn fish January 8, 2023

Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.

"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.

"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"

by Jutnau January 24, 2023

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Bonka i bastun

When you get carried into a sauna and the person carrying you accidentally bonks your head in the ceeling and says bonka in the bastu

p1. Ouch i hit my head

p2. Are you bonka i bastun?

by Aphe90 April 3, 2023

Bjonkoingulus

means "dumb" or "stupid" not a super nice word but, i mean, uh.

that Bjonkoingulusis so dumb!

by Pogfacepogboy April 21, 2023

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023