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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
mugGet the ironing boardmug.

HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.
Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014
mugGet the HUVr boardedmug.

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
mugGet the Board Slavemug.

board

"the absence of center David Robinson to dominate on the boards"
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
mugGet the boardmug.

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms
damn my tactical board is so hard right now
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
mugGet the tactical boardmug.

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
mugGet the Board Wipemug.

Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
mugGet the Board Statemug.

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