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chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.
After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.
by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006
mugGet the chewy biscuitmug.

Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face
That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit
by WocketBear December 19, 2016
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jungle biscuit

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat
by johnny rottened December 14, 2009
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buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun
by Skoout February 8, 2017
mugGet the buttermilk biscuitsmug.

Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.
Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."
by Jbabyj January 10, 2013
mugGet the Dry biscuitmug.

takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
by ProfJF February 19, 2017
mugGet the takes the biscuitmug.

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.
Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.
by Paul April 19, 2004
mugGet the tar biscuitmug.

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