by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

by WocketBear December 19, 2016

a clump of pubic hair
by johnny rottened December 14, 2009

by Skoout February 8, 2017

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.
Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."
by Jbabyj January 10, 2013

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
by ProfJF February 19, 2017

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.
by Paul April 19, 2004
