chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face

That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit

by WocketBear December 19, 2016

jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

by johnny rottened December 14, 2009

buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

by Jbabyj January 10, 2013

takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004