Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise

A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.

Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...

by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009

chocolate birthday cock

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.

i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock

by mrs. p January 14, 2009

birthday gift

To give someone something they want for their birthday

I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday

by Gxyxxgdy July 1, 2017

Birthday Bash

The day directly in between two birthdays

"Whose birthday is it? Oh neither of theirs, this is their birthday bash, the day directly in between Austin and Paul's birthdays"

by Fletcher420 March 28, 2020

Birthday Cake Double Fuck

You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.

All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!

by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007

birthday dick

Birthday dick is a really large or satisfying penis. Usually only experienced every once in a while.

After a series of sexual letdowns, Emily finally got some much needed Birthday Dick.

by Ebonykeys April 26, 2017

Birthday Bandit

A dude who finds the excited "yes" atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. Likes parties, but especially birthday parties. Typically male. Commandeers attention away from the birthday person.

Hide your presents, hide your cake, it's the birthday bandit.

by squibidoo June 28, 2011