A musical instrument typically played by hand upon a gluteus maximus. Drumstricks are highly discouraged.
Wow, I didnt realize I had a booty drum proclaimed Isabel. I thought you could only play this song on a snare drum.
by Floatiebythesea September 1, 2018
Get the Booty drummug. When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.
by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011
Get the booty whackedmug. a marching band term. When Bibbers are worn and you look at a fellow marching band member's butt, you are not looking at the butt, but a bibber booty.
band member: "Dude, look at that bibber booty"
non-band member: "The what?"
band member one: "She has a nice bibber booty"
band member two: "I think I have a better one..." *slaps own Bibber Booty*
non-band member: "The what?"
band member one: "She has a nice bibber booty"
band member two: "I think I have a better one..." *slaps own Bibber Booty*
by MBnerd1232 November 23, 2016
Get the bibber bootymug. by Cadillacman78 May 7, 2022
Get the Booty dumbmug. Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
by trey the official meme October 3, 2015
Get the blind bootyingmug. by Booty worker #10 October 1, 2014
Get the Booty Trainmug. 