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by coolshortguy May 5, 2010

Austin

A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.

Man, what's that smell?

Oh, it's Austin.

by yousuckawholebunchaweiner October 17, 2010

Zach & Austin

A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.

Me: Yo, Wuddup?
Douche: Fuck you!
Me: Your a Zach & Austin!

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

Austin

Austin:

1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.

4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.

He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.

He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:

Have fun being a dickhole Austin.

Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.

by FunWithSphincters October 2, 2011

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

Austin, TX

A shit hole where hokeys and morons come from

'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'

by thir13en March 21, 2004

Austin Memmelaar

I very athletic sexy beast that hauls pussy when ever he wants with his massive dick-very hot redneck

Person 1:who's austin memmelaar

Person 2:some redneck that's pulls pussy and is really cute

by Minsink valley yee yee brother November 25, 2019