Phaw Admin

The most amazing people you will find on Facebook

Phaw Admin Team are amazing

by Phaw November 24, 2021

Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp

This government administration gave me 27 months to live.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

FiveM Admin

People that play FiveM and take act like it's a job.

U1: That FiveM Admin banned me for 500 years because I didn't pay 50$ to be a animal.
U2: That's a pretty good reason.

by Poope420 April 19, 2022

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

Samuel Adidharma

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.

that guy looks like a Samuel Adidharma

by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023