Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.

Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*

by youraloser1 November 20, 2010

Urban Addictionary

A person that gets on the Urban Dictionary to look up one word. Then finds him/her self hours later still clicking on the (random) button.

My friends had an intervention for me. I have been on the Urban Dictionary for 5 days and they think i may have became an Urban Addictionary.

by mailtime4 May 26, 2011

additionary

an addiction to the art of adding phrases to Urban Dictionary

this additionary is driving me crazy!!!!

by Alexandra Lena Paul November 25, 2011

Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Addiction

A complete fallacy.

A word created by weak willed people for weak willed people to use as a way of avoiding responsibility for the things they do that they're not proud of, but continue to do regardless of the damage it causes.

Most likely created by psychiatrists who wanted a word they could use as a scapegoat, to hide their own shortcomings.

One of my pals, whom I've known since school, didn't have the balls to say, "No!" to my other idiot friends when they offered him drugs for the first time and even though his teeth are now brown/falling out, his breath stinks and he has no real friends anymore, he will continue doing drugs and when people ask why he's such a dumbass, he'll just say, "It's not my fault, I'm an addict!" and people will accept that at face value because they have been taught/fed that "Addiction" is a real phenomenon and they cannot tell the difference between a chemical dependency, habitual obsession or self-medicating.

by Arcca-Daton May 4, 2010

addiction

Something people claim is unhealthy when not applied to them. In reality, it is very healthy and even good for the soul.

"You really should quit eating those! You clearly have an addiction"
-"Oh, like you're one to talk."

by Cyn-i-cal August 10, 2008

Adadictomy

When a female undergoes a sex change and has a penis implated in place of the vagina

My sister got married, and her wife got an adadictomy

by Residueonyou69 March 5, 2018