Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.

Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

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Acts hard

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Bobby chapman acts hard

by Urapussy February 08, 2023

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Act right

1. (Slang) Sex, or behaving in a way that leads to sex.

2. To behave or conduct oneself appropriately for a situation.

1. "I wanted that act right in the Windy City that night" - 'Solo' by Frank Ocean

2. "No television tonight, since you can't act right at the supermarket!" - Dad punishing his misbehaving kid

by Sassafrassin March 29, 2024

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