Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.

Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.

by QuacksO December 14, 2023

The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"

Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.

Damn she be acting onions

by watchova April 7, 2024

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Tusk act 4

The stand that can spin your ballz but if it want to spin your ballz it have to punch it so.... it did.Feel good?.

Tusk act 4 is used as BALLZ spinner

by UNISINED January 31, 2022

Acting Extra

To be overly dramatic and unnecessary or exaggerating a situation.

My boss is acting extra because I was two minutes late for work.

by GopherHole000 November 2, 2022