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Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
by QuacksO November 16, 2020
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act like your peng

when you act like your popular and well fit and really good looking
you act like your peng but you aren’t
by guyinto November 1, 2017
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Act of terror

Nope. It was completely justified. If you are going to lock people in your basement. You deserve what ever they do you when they escape.
Hym "And I'll expound on that by saying it ISN'T the Israeli civilians who deserve it. The Israeli government deserved it more than the civilians did. But Hamas can't get to the government officials, can they? It should have been the Israeli leadership's families. So, the civilians had to bite the bullet intended for their leaders. It maybe have been an 'act of terror' but it was an act of terror that was invited by the Israeli government so they could finish what they started 70 years ago and drive the Palestinians out of Israeli."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
by Redstone March 4, 2023
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Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
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Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Acting like A Nunes

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020
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