He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. The hardest fucking lad in the universe! Don't mess with this kid or he'll fuck you up. Most known for his legless nan and sexy body shape he is the ruler of the world!
Jason-"Yo that Alex kids chattin shit to me! Ima fuck him up"
Tyreece-"You dumb cunt he'll end your life"
Tyreece-"You dumb cunt he'll end your life"
by Swag nan November 25, 2018
Get the Alexmug. my beloved sweetheart, a sweet person, fun to talk to, beautiful, easy to become friends with, my bsf, my love, this person is so friendly i love them so much 🫶
by thatrandomnonbinaryperson April 24, 2022
Get the alexmug. by Blah blah blah I don't care April 3, 2017
Get the Alexmug. Thank you Alex ♡
by Bunny_play22 November 7, 2017
Get the Alexmug. by hehe_boi September 17, 2020
Get the Alexmug.