cracked adams

The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Christmas Adam

The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.

When is your family coming to our place?
On Christmas Adam and leaving New Year's Day.

Christmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party.

by JSR December 28, 2005

Adam Lanza

great guy

1: do you know what adam lanza did?

2: yes he was a great guy! really inspiring

by Huensohn January 25, 2023

lesbian adapter

An electronic coupling device used connect two audio, video or data cables of the same type. It's cylindrical with two female connectors at both ends to accept corresponding male leads. Lesbian adapters can couple various permutations and combinations of 3.5mm, 6.5mm stereo leads, RCA, S-video and Component interconnects.

I need a 3.5mm lesbian adapter.
Do you have an S-video to RCA lesbian adapter?

by andreophile April 27, 2010

Ryland Adams

A Clevver host and a YouTuber with around 600,000 Subscribers. He is the Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and the owner/dad of Uno and Cheeto Dawson. Ryland is amazing, he really helped Shane out.

Ryland Adams is a YouTuber and a Clevver host He is amazing at what he does and I hope he keeps it up. 💗

by Shyland.batby August 21, 2017

Adamazing

The word adamazing is a compound word combining the name Adam with amazing. Because, in the fangirl world, we are always looking for new ways to talk faster, and pushing words together seems to make the squealing and giggling go much smoother along the way. XD

Adam Lambert from American Idol Season 8 is amazing. Hence, he is Adamazing.

by Ying Fa <3 April 3, 2009

adam

A sex machine. Adam got laid at the beginning of time and still continues the tradition today.

Adam defines sex. The first person to get laid and most likely the last. No one has been having sex longer.


Adam has started a tradition that has lasted humans for millenniums. Sex has become the number one recreational activity for humans everywhere.

by Qiklotang July 15, 2008