fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017

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I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 07, 2023

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needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.

by RamenPriest83 January 15, 2022

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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

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This man needs an Oscar!

a comment often said by femboys who are looking to bang others. the "man" being the person the femboy wants to bang and "oscar" being slang in the femboy community for wanting to bang someone.

This man needs an Oscar!

by CombatWombat616 November 06, 2023

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