cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
by True viking king February 15, 2023
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preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
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The strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 07, 2019
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The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 07, 2019
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The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.
He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.
by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023
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steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.
Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020
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Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.
"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."
by coining buttress September 22, 2011
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