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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
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brodie & jon

a fiddle of paedophiles. The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
the alarm was raised when brodie & Jon, a fiddle of paedophiles, attempted to enter the funfair during the school holidays.
by mrs tosser November 29, 2025
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Jon Starbuck

An amazing, handsome, beautiful young man who works hard for money and has 0 exes. Crazy.. right?
Jon Starbuck is amazing!!!! He needs all the girls in the world!
by Jom1n December 12, 2025
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Jon Starbuck

The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes
by Jom1n December 12, 2025
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Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
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Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.
by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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