A fag who can’t take a joke and cry’s about how his life sucks (it does)
One day he will learn to except his life but today is not that day
One day he will learn to except his life but today is not that day
by OnlyTheTruth359 June 3, 2018
Get the Jason Lestermug. 
The term defines a clean cut cracker from the south whom always rides with his city. He represents the Braves, Falcons, Hawks and University of Georgia. No matter the odds against them, he'll be rooting for his home team no matter what. The place he lives on the south-side of Atlanta usually is most likely unincorporated so he's always under the radar. Women love him but he's married and faithful to his high school girlfriend without exception.
If you drive through some parts of unincorporated Henry County, GA too fast Jason Wm. will shoot at your car with a bow and arrow because down there they don't mess around.
by thepalsy October 21, 2011
Get the Jason Wm.mug. New Jersey native who has starred as Jay in all save one of Kevin Smith's movies, whom he has known since approx. age 14, after becoming friends with Walt flanagan and Bryan Johnson (later famous as Walt and Steve-dave). He has suffered with drug addiction at various points in career, although lately has kicked the habit and is living with Kevin smith and his family. His kicking the habit is strengthened in smith's new movie as jay and silent bob are Drug free... but not any more mature.
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Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth
*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*
Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth
*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*
by Tau June 11, 2006
Get the jason mewesmug. A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.
This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).
Wow spezza what are you good for?
Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).
Wow spezza what are you good for?
Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.
by greenB April 28, 2010
Get the Jason Spezzamug. Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 7, 2009
Get the Jason Dongmug. a guy from the series called "friday the 13th". he iz tall dead uses a machette 2 kill wears a hocky mask and grusome.he died as a kid at camp crystal lake, he drowned because no1 would kome in the water 2 help the poor little fuck.so now he seeks revenge in just killing random people!
"oh my god look at that guy getting hiz head sliced off!!!!"
"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"
"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"
by trevor jordan June 8, 2005
Get the jason voorheesmug.