by The Cashmere Hammer January 30, 2022
When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022
by Highway handy April 09, 2022
Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.
by Jlamb September 21, 2020