June 9

Hit a girl with a name starting with D day! Have fun

Its June 9, you know what that means!!

by sonik x bonik April 5, 2022

july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

October 9

National horny/nudes day.

Hey babe u know what today is?
No what is today?

October 9.

Oh I got u

by Justarandomppl October 9, 2021

December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

Orny 9

The thought before 69ing

I must be orny 9 because I see you n me in a 69.

by Tomme boyd October 5, 2020

9/11

The day glitter by mariah carey was released.

I wish I could go back to 9/11/2001 to experience the release of glitter by mariah carey!

by olivia bensonola September 12, 2022