a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
Get the douche-tardmug. The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014
Get the Tard buttmug. The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020
Get the Tard Wranglermug. by Pose April 6, 2009
Get the Tech Tardmug. A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005
Get the towel tardmug. Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
Get the fuck tardmug. when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010
Get the gay-tardmug.