bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

Never Ending Cycle

Band from Indiana

Member

Vocals-Nolan Minnix
Guitar/vocals-Jonathan Wilcox
Bass-Tj Dexx
Drum-Travis Lee aka NBR (Not Bob Ross)

Have you listened to Never Ending Cycle?

Oh no it’s Never Ending Cycle!

Fuck yeah It’s Never Ending Cycle

Never Ending Cycle is on Youtube and the have an album on Bandcamp.com? Hell yeah!

by 666awsome August 14, 2019

both ends of the bread

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

by Tom & Scott May 12, 2009

I will END you

1. A line used during video games, such as CoD or WoW, usually means that you're going to get your ass pwned badly.
2. A line said by one who is enraged, this means either you run or you won't see the light of day.

Example 1:

Kirai: Damn, Chow?! Why'd you have to go shooting everyone?!
Chow: Idk...*he shoots Kirai's character in the ass*
Kirai:......I WILL END YOU MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA!
Chow: D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Example 2:
Bitchy chick: Liek omg, why do you liek have to be all jealous just cause I'm liek dating him?
Kirai: o.O The fuck are you talking about?
Bitchy chick: hahahaha, liek omg Kira! You're so funny!
Kirai:......I WILL END YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Bitchy chick: haha, you're fu---
*bitchy chick is strangled to death by Kirai*

by theoneinthirdperiod June 15, 2011

not so tight end

After anal sex, a man removes his penis from his partner's asshole (preferrably female). The man then takes his shit covered penis and wipes it underneath her eyes. Thus making her look like a football player with black grease marks under her eyes. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez

She was really mad when I gave her the not so tight end. What's crazy is she really likes football. I told her not to worry because the shit will come off.

by Stefan, Rachel and Troy January 24, 2007

This won't end well

A negative statement to describe a situation.

Girl A: "You put the Jacob fans and the Edward fans of Twilight in the same room?"
Girl B: "Yes."
Girl A: "This won't end well."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007