Choking the turkey

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 24, 2019

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 04, 2016

show choking

When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people

Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.

by brokebitch24 July 03, 2017

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

Bukkake Choke Slam

When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.

Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.

by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken

Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 03, 2020

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 12, 2020