A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
Get the Chicago White Sockmug. When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
Get the White Collar Chair Shotmug. Adjective in context of Caucasian people experiencing discrimination as a minority in Asia. A sarcastic term used to connote cultural barriers faced by Caucasian who are stereotyped as being more polite, upscale, wealthy than non Caucasian locals, thus being burdened with living up to false stereotypes.
White man's burden is like a Caucasian being burdened with stereotypes of whiteness, like you are supposed to be rich, polite, and nice like white people seen on TV
by Mactoshmed March 16, 2023
Get the White man's burdenmug. A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
by illi-noise March 18, 2021
Get the White noisemug. That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
Get the white-carpet treatmentmug. similar to the phrase “bowen”, someone being called bowen white means they are caring thoughtful, hot, muscular, good looking and phenomenal at everything;sigma
by The peoples man March 14, 2024
Get the Bowen whitemug. A white fire is a mixture of fireball and Jamaican, white rum, Ray and nephew aged for a week and a half. If done correctly should have citrusy notes should go down very smooth and crisp and you should get messed up very quick.
I don’t want any moonshine. I want some white fire a drink that taste good and get you messed up real quick.
by Fennz April 8, 2025
Get the White Firemug.