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Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything
by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021
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Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing
by NOTKrissy November 21, 2021
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Hot Dog!

Something you would exclaim when something good happens, sort of like “All right!” Or “Right on!”
We’re having pizza for dinner? Hot dog!
by FrenchConsumer November 21, 2021
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Dog

by DarkStarsGaming November 22, 2021
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annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...
*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED

(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)
by siriquis October 16, 2019
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Up dog

Ask what it is. Yep it’s true up dog
by Ben Dover Kid October 16, 2019
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Fufu Dog

Small spoiled lap dog

Chuichuia, or any mix with a chuichuia
She has a fufu dog beings she has no kids.
by Flossy37 October 24, 2019
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