butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

Flag

Get the butt pirate mug.

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Flag

Get the Whatever fucks your butt mug.

squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017

Flag

Get the squeezed butt mug.

Butt-tucked

When one tucks their butt to hide their boner.

"Man, We can't hug right now. I just saw the hottest girl and now I'm butt-tucked"

"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"

by KatoriByrd September 2, 2013

Flag