Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

by BennyBum April 7, 2025

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013

off-topic-not-off-topic

like, not directly answering questions but still talking about them

Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.

by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

snatch off

To masturbate

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off

by Bedaub February 15, 2017