its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Smerk-off

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.

Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !

by B real 101 June 10, 2021

Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

blowed off her forehead

when you bust so hard you blow off her forehead from the jaw up

I blowed off her forehead better then she's ever imagined

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 2, 2025