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Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.
Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.
by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021
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Head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016
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pony head

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016
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Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.
by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
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head

“man i really need some head right now.”
by a.slut. March 4, 2023
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Nottingham Head

1. A savage and deeply humiliating post-fight move where the winner knocks their opponent out, then performs fellatio on them as the ultimate display of disrespect and psychological domination.

2. More than just winning — it’s rewriting the rules of humiliation in one devastating act.
The fight was already over, but he had to go and give the poor guy the Nottingham Head—now buddy’s not just unconscious, he’s emotionally unemployed.
by Suttleacees August 5, 2025
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