Fartlighting

Fartlighting is a colloquialism, loosely defined as manipulating someone into questioning their own perception of reality of who or whom farted and is to even question what is a fart?

Actually it WAS me farting in front of you all the years and I WAS fartlighting you.

by Zubra January 24, 2024

Fartless

When you think you're the shit but you are not even the fart

"Ice Spice is fartless"

by ababa? February 4, 2024

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Fartphobic

a person that is strongly against Flatulence out of someones ass, usually hating on anyone that lets anything out of between their buttcheeks.

guy 1: (accidentally farts)
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!

by ColossalNumber February 9, 2024

Fartlepoop

an informal word for shart. but this is where you think you'll fart but a rocket of poo comes out!

The man thought it was just a shart, oh no was he wrong! It was a fartlepoop!

by renthepro February 10, 2024

Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .

Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.

by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023