by Theis September 20, 2006
Get the I shall strike thy rectum mug.A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
Get the Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! mug.It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020
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Actually, Shakespeare never used this specific phrase. If he had, the gramtically correct way to say it would be "I bite my thumb at thee!"
I will bite my thumb at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.
--Shakespeare (from Romeo and Juliet)
--Shakespeare (from Romeo and Juliet)
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
Get the I bite my thumb at thou! mug.a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!
"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"
(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)
(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)
by Ashley June 18, 2006
Get the never ever have i ever mug.A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008
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