This is when a girl has dirty panties on while wearing a skirt. She could be wearing a short or long skirt, it could be revealing as well, the key is the state of the underwear that she would be wearing.
by DragoTPE June 6, 2011

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 7, 2004

by Shoestoes April 24, 2020

when ur step bro slaps his droopy itchy balls all over ur fattest juiciest coochie to ease the itch, while ur uncle or gives u anal to take out ur shit, and eat it after wards for dinner to give to ur fam. All of this while watching the brats dolls movie limited edition.
by demi lovato101 April 16, 2020

When you fuck your girl For the first time in the local movie theater bathroom and you are mentally incompetent and accidentally slip your dick from the pussy to ass.
by Utterash April 14, 2020

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by loopyspanky October 19, 2008

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020
