whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022

gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018

rich off cams

being able to run a successful and profitable photography business while still popping shit in all other aspects of life

(example - corporate money , school, clothes, females)

That camera man fly and he takes good pictures he must be rich off cams.

by HIMIRL May 19, 2024

hop off

hop off means leave me the fuck alone and stop bothering me, usually used on people who are annoying, clingy, have a girlfriend, and/or talk too much

Friend 1: Hop off
Friend 2: mrs sells her body on the internet because she cant find a real job just told me to hop off

by nfanofneqawfio October 3, 2023

jenny off

Female masturbation.

Male donkeys jack off. Female donkeys jenny off.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel May 17, 2023