one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

One-El

One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".

One-El was melting face riding the rail when the bass dropped and it felt like a world exploded.

by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021

One

I Am The One

I Am The One

by Jeune Homme June 11, 2021

One of the most idiots

An idiot so stupid, they don't even have a rank in their idioticness.

This dude is One of the most idiots.

by ThatOneArtistLOL October 9, 2025

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The One Hit Wonder

The individual who always gets one last hit out of the bong.

Eric: I think this bowl is dead
Steve: Oh! Pass it to Paul. He’s a the one hit wonder!

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.

Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."

by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020