If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

getting his hole

Another way of saying getting laid

Taylor lynch is away getting his hole

by Auroncull February 18, 2017

get the shotgun

the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.

me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN

by PikaboyMOD August 28, 2023

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

To Get Vladed

A term in curling when a player misses their called shot, but makes a better shot against all odds and rules of physics.

Oh damn, you are going to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024

trying to get down

1. Attempting to talk to someone that you’re interested in 2. Asking someone out 3. Spitting game 4. To rizz on someone for the young folks

I’m finna get down with her!

I see you trying to get down with him!

by jetdaddy_ April 12, 2025

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023