That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

Samantha One

A rare and exceptional individual who effortlessly combines beauty, intellect, and grace. This person is not only strikingly gorgeous but also radiates positivity and kindness in all interactions. Known for their politeness and respect towards everyone, they are a beacon of warmth and compassion. An optimist at heart, she brightens any room they enter with their contagious energy and outgoing personality. Academically gifted, they excel in every subject while remaining humble and approachable. If you ever come across Samantha One, consider yourself lucky—you’ve encountered someone who is truly extraordinary in every way.

Samantha One often found herself to be a sort of mediator between schoolmates, (as she was known to be fair), and her word was always respected.

by SomeEzraKid February 17, 2025

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.

Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”

by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024