Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011

Baby toxic

When a person is toxic but in a cute or extremely attractive way

Kaitlyn us so baby toxic and it’s sexy as hell

by Kxynggami March 23, 2021

Baby Gronk

A child with an interesting hair cut fr. He plays football and is supposedly good. He likes to rizz up Livvy Dunne in Ohio. He is in 5th grade now and is used a lot in TikTok Brainrot videos.

Person: I sure love baby gronk! His football moves are crazy 😝

by AGurl :) May 22, 2024

stranger baby

A baby that doesn't look like either parent

"I'm surprised their baby doesn't look like them"
" I know, he looks like a stranger baby"

by Rackle April 6, 2015

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017