gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017

Blast Off

When a girl is sitting on an erect penis and the man cums so hard she shoots off it.

Girl : My man gave me such a Blast Off last night I got whiplash

by jordanBoost May 22, 2016

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

by Hope Fully August 18, 2022

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023