even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old

Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla

by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023

skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har

brain rot kids that cant live a day without internet

kid no.1:Omg your the most skibidi person ever, u totally can rizz up all the gyat in ohio!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!

by Skibidi gen alpha January 10, 2024

Buff Baby

Buff Baby is a song base off of the show Adventure Time. If you don't know that show then go watch it boomer.

Jimmy: *sings in a cool tone* I''m a buff baby i can dance like a man!

Hubert: that is one classy man.

by Diesel patches February 10, 2020