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pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker
by real phrases January 11, 2014
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cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023
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Violet Face

Verb- A word used to describe a face made when somebody says something so painfully unfunny you decide to stop breathing and you start turning purple
"The professor made a joke during the lecture and everybody in attendance did the violet face"
by HariestTubman April 2, 2024
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turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018
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Resting pleasant face

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.
by Loween18 March 9, 2017
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Chamber Face

When one has to take a shit, but cannot reach the bathroom at the time and is focusing on not farting or soiling themselfs, this is also known as having "one in the chamber". This usually comes with a slumped back, slow long paces, a serious face, and a humped walk. And usually when one releases one from the chamber they have what is known as, the release face.
by Onebulletinyourchamber June 18, 2011
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Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF
by anonymous September 19, 2022
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