baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

Baby Hands

Baby hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018

Baby Magic

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again

Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

baby tylee

Baby tylee is a hot specimen of child that needs a spanking from daddy Ashley constantly so yes. Yumyum

Baby tylee needs a spanking

by Daddyashleybaby October 6, 2018

Baby

1) A cute thing people put bombs on and drop them into buildings to cause 9/11. 2)A cute thing that drools baby powder out of it's butt and drools baby sauce out of it's mouth. It also sleeps and wears diapers. 3) Something you call a grown-up man when they are scared of a raccoon, etc.

1) Someone remade the 9/11 flight and we saw the cute babies kill us.
2) My baby drooled on the floor with it's butt and mouth.
3)Person A:Don't be a baby, it's a raccoon!!!
Person B:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Someone Smarter than You Haha October 8, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018