Example: dude I was fucking Danielle last night and she finally let me in the back, I was stoked until she had a shit boomerang. It was beyond messy.
by Heathpleasure April 21, 2014
Get the shit boomerang mug.- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit
* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit
* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
by lexbratis July 2, 2014
Get the shit stomping mug.usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water
less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water
less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea
Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!
Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?
I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...
Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?
I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...
by swimminshid November 6, 2013
Get the swimming shit mug.In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.
Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!
by Duhastmich November 18, 2013
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"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"
by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015
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