bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

Dick Dispenser

Also known as Dickspenser

n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.

E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”

by Capricay December 18, 2017

Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.

"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"

by Jelsho April 21, 2018

Dick wongler

A tiny male that craves large penis to satisfy his needs for a horse cock

The dick wongler played with OG Mudbones horse

by Slfjrbebfjfbens April 21, 2018

dick demolisher

Someone who constantly chases dick and destroys it. Someone who just bursts through and attacks it.

Im a dick demolisher and I destroy ist like how circle table kids destroy anime

by GODLY Z-EAZY December 22, 2017

eye dick

Term used to describe hot people.. like eye candy just less.. um solicited haha

“Damn what a piece of eye dick.”

by DORYYYY December 29, 2017