Canadian Sex Act

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022

this site is full of sex

something you type after finding wayyyyyy too many definitions you didn't want to know about.

some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school

1 hour later

also kid: this site is full of sex someone help

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Dead president sex

Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull

I love dead president sex

by Krunkle_ February 17, 2021

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

Stop Sign Sex

Sex involving a stop sign

Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.

by GlucoseWizard May 29, 2020

nigga sex time

sex

im gonna nigga sex time you as soon as we get home from Denny's

by glocktopussy April 15, 2019

Nikoli the Sex god

This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.

Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.

by Loora September 2, 2020