The way of finnish sex is typically rough anal, always painful and involves the use of several different types of trees or nordic animals. Dressing up as Santa Clause and then raping a horde of reindeers while screaming "Ho Ho Ho" is a common practice around Christmas.
Hey Miika, wann rape that reindeer "Finnish sex" way?
Sure, so. Wait I am gonna get my costume and the tree trunk I prepared.
Sure, so. Wait I am gonna get my costume and the tree trunk I prepared.
by Dr. Sweinstein April 17, 2011
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John: We used orphan blood!
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by xxAce <3 July 15, 2011
Get the Transformer Sex mug.Sex with a little twist to sum it up.Before going down on the girl, it is a neccesity to bust a pinch of skoal in your mouth.. While eating a girl/women out, then use the cliteris as a spitter to let go of your chaw. This is highly effective and considered to turn the girl on beyond belief. This West Indies sex style is more commnaly used with ugly bitchez n hoez.
After, making out with a fat bitch, In retaliation Jonas proceeded to have " skoal sex " wit da bitch.
by Dunbar Holy Grail November 19, 2007
Get the Skoal Sex mug.When a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have sex. You mostly do it without condoms.After the sex you lick the penis and vagina. It is like normal sex where you will have a child in a couple of months.
Selena Gomez:'' Let's go do hot tub sex instead of normal sex."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."
by SelenaandStephen January 9, 2011
Get the Hot Tub Sex mug.During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.
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