i wanna fuck bo burnham

i wanna fuck bo burnham

i wanna fuck bo burnham

by Collloser The Typer Boi November 13, 2021

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

i don't know how to respond to that

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

by it is real💙💚 September 18, 2020

i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

I like you for who you are

the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken

naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are

by stu f. May 27, 2004

Fuck you, I love You!

1.) To affirm love, without justification.

2.) To silence doubt in the face of love.

3.) To speak, truthfully of feelings.

When I saw the doubt in your eyes and watched you walk away, I yelled out to you in a wild voice, "Fuck you, I love you!".

by Roothless December 14, 2010