Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

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Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

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National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.

National get a girlfriend day

by swift mama November 16, 2021

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get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

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getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

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getting Stewed

when Jon Stewart demonastrates a politician's or news anchor's hypocricy by catching them saying contradictory things at different points in time

Jon Stewart catches Glenn Beck saying "Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people." 75 minutes later, Glenn Beck says, "I am not saying Obama doesn't like white people." Here, Glenn Beck was "getting Stewed."

by 142,857 February 14, 2010

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