Zach

This human is so HIGHLY advanced in so many facets in what is the human existence, it is a well know history of his existence, Zach is the keeper of the people, loved by most hated by few. Compassionate caring and intelligent in the way of making one feel Human and a whole. Sexy mf
That guy Zach omfg I just wanna squirt thinking about what he even smells like
by Tromith jettadine June 22, 2024
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the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.
“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”
by simp for you December 15, 2021
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A guy with a big head and lots of grey hair and a dog named pork chop
Zach has suck a big head
by Poopqueen453 March 14, 2020
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he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.
i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.
by bianca nicolette October 05, 2020
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He is funny,smart,and can be a bitch when he gets mad but he plays around a lot and messes with people and he is good at video games and usually is skinny and has a bunch of friends and some of them arent loyal but he tries to still be nice and he is ugly.
Zach is so cool I wish I could be with him all the time.
by Zach haters October 18, 2019
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The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder
Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah
by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021
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Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.
Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.
by not_imre August 16, 2019
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