Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.
Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
by Mo Fro Bro December 26, 2006
well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)
random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs
person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
by wheatleydidntdeserve October 18, 2019
by WhatsernameAgain? April 09, 2016
Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.
by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017
Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.
Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020
When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
by Dizzle doozzle dazz March 23, 2011
When something is very weak. Likely originated from illegal alcohol distillation culture where low alcohol batches were said to be "weaker than well water"
by smzkty October 03, 2013