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Water Baby

Where you drink too much water and get bloated so it looks like you're pregnant but it's just water.
"Guys look! It's Esther's water baby!!"

water bottle 

When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".
Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!
water bottle by Seawall September 21, 2008

water moccasin 

A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.
"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"

Water Polo

Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.

It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.
Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.

Water My Chia 

When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.
Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!
Water My Chia by Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia January 24, 2009

water hammer 

When an industrial facility that consumes a copious volume of water suddenly stops drawing water from a water treatment plant via a pneumatic switch or quick-close valve. The instantaneous closing of the valve causes a backup of water pressure that breaks water treatment plant pumps and pipes.
The water treatment plant's pumps were destroyed when a chicken plant slammed their valve closed after a washdown of the facility causing a water hammer
water hammer by Un-Civil Engineer December 23, 2011